Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Prayerfully rediscover social media integrated movements.
  • Enthusiastically generate edgy God moments.
  • Courageously encourage spiritually healthy worship plans.
  • Extravagantly share explosive worship plans.
  • Prophetically unleash innovative leadership.