The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.
We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!
Latest Ecclesial Skubala:
- Visionarily actualize spiritually healthy giftedness.
- Sequentially combine relevant community understanding.
- Winsomely stoke the fire of cutting-edge outreach opportunities.
- Visionarily baptize team building leadership.
- Energetically spark outward-looking congregations.