“Valparaiso” (by Pr. Charles Henrickson)

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VALPARAISO
Tune: “San Francisco”

If you’re going to Valparaiso,
You best beware the errors that they share;
If you’re going to Valparaiso,
You’re gonna meet some liberal teachers there.

For those who come to Valparaiso,
Some will find they’re in the Northwest there;
In the halls of Valparaiso,
Liberal teachers with errors that they share:

“Women’s ordination!
Sexual orientation!
Means revolution!”

“There was no real Creation!
What’s the new explanation?
Here’s the solution:
It’s evolution!”

For those who come to Valparaiso,
You best beware the errors that they share;
If you come to Valparaiso;
Soon you’ll find you’re in the Northwest there.

If you come to Valparaiso,
Soon you’ll find you’re in the Northwest there.

Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel

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