“Five-Dash-Two (Has Anybody Seen My Church?)” (by Pr. Charles Henrickson)

 

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FIVE-DASH-TWO (HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CHURCH?)
Tune: “Five-Foot-Two (Has Anybody Seen My Girl?)”

Five-dash-Two,
Nice and new,
And oh! what that FiveTwo could do!
Has anybody seen my church?

Turned-up band,
Sleight of hand,
Church growth, on oath, ain’t it grand!
Has anybody seen my church?

Now if you run into
A Five-dash-Two
Entrepreneur,
Khaki pants
And wacky plants,
Bet your life there is no cure!

But could they grow,
Could they fool,
Could they, could they, look real cool!
Has anybody seen my church?

Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel

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