Evaluate Your Pastorlings and Usurp Their Authority!

Do you find the Table of Duties and AC V inadequate when it comes to defining the responsibilities of a pastor? Wouldn’t it be great to have something a little more practical? Shouldn’t pastors be more concerned about meeting your subjective expectations … Continue reading

Introducing… The Church Growth Translation of the Bible!

Do you want to grow your congregation? It’s simple! Just follow these two easy steps. 1) Read the Bible. 2) Do the exact opposite. See! Easy peasy lemon squeezy. But don’t worry, if you’re so apathetic to the Bible that you won’t … Continue reading

Je Suis Chaos

The recent terrorist attacks in Paris laid bare a disturbing reality – the globalization of irrationality which is a corollary of the loss of the Christian worldview. Abstract Emotion Paris generated the peculiar modern default to sympathy with an abstract … Continue reading

Pastor Moves His Church into the 1980s!

Katy, TX–Pr. Bill Woolsey, favoring suits styled like those of Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, expressed his contempt for the stagnation of his own church body, the LC-MS: “The mainline, historical, sacramental church – a small slice of which I … Continue reading