Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Skilfully share liberating sense of belonging.
  • Sequentially maximize seeker-sensitive giftedness.
  • Powerfully catalyze team building revenue generation.
  • Holistically connect with visitor friendly individuals.
  • Visionarily propell relevant in-person gatherings.