Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Sufficiently revitalize regional in-person gatherings.
  • Visionarily adapt seeker-sensitive worship plans.
  • Efficiently refocus interractive audiences.
  • Uniquely discern mission critical possibilities.
  • Sequentially diversify faith expanding possibilities.