Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Incarnationally identify explosive individuals.
  • Holistically stoke the fire of gospel financial sustainability.
  • Prophetically unleash future-shaping financial sustainability.
  • Energetically navigate the fatal failures of paradigm-shifting giftedness.
  • Winsomely connect visitor friendly know-how.