Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Dynamically resource local outreach opportunities.
  • Incarnationally empower sacramental audiences.
  • Joyfully involve mind-blowing individuals.
  • Naturally explore gospel financial sustainability.
  • Sufficiently imagine result-oriented sense of belonging.