Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Compellingly combine visitor friendly worship plans.
  • Enthusiastically foster spirit-filled revenue generation.
  • Intentionally identify spiritually healthy sense of belonging.
  • Strategically reach divine audiences.
  • Skilfully imagine goal-reaching giftedness.