Churchy Nonsense

The Brothers of John the Steadfast are pleased to announce the availability of the Ecclesial Skubala Generator.

We have done the work of dissecting the nonsense written on leading over priced church consultant websites and created a random sentence generator so you can read the latest ecclesial skubala before the flim-flam artists even write it!

Latest Ecclesial Skubala:

  • Dynamically baptize smart-leveraged mindsets.
  • Energetically share spirit-filled worship plans.
  • Sequentially connect with inclusive ministry styles.
  • Energetically re-plant sacramental possibilities.
  • Inspirationally integrate relevant individuals.